HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?...
Put an X in the ones you do, then add it up and thats your age!

[x] I know how to cook toast (....just wow....)
[x] I can do my own laundry.
[x] I can cook for myself.
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations

Total so far = 4

[x] I show up for school MOST of the time unless I'm sick.
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse
[ ] I've never gotten a detention.
[ ] I've watched talk shows.
[ ] I drink coffee/tea

Total so far = 6

[x] I know how to run the dish washer
[x] I can count to 5 in either Spanish/French /German/Italian/etc.
[ ] When I say I'm going to do something I always do it.
[x] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I remember to take out the trash.
[x] I study when I have to. (Funny thing is, I never have too, you gotta love great memory... REMOVES TEH BORING SHTUFFZ FTW!!)
[x] pay attention at school most of the time.

total so far = 12

[x] I can spell 'experience' without looking it up.
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[x] I understand most jokes the first time they are said.
[x] I can type fast

Total so far = 16

[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[x] I realize that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it.

Total so far = 19

[x] I knew that the alphabet and twinkle twinkle little star have the same rhythm
[x]I just checked that they actually do have the same rhythm (just incase! )
[ ]I actually check the weather every day

total = 21
COOL, I CAN ACT LIKE I CAN DRINK

Shtolen from a friend of lizzys,
------------------------------------------------------(9,000...DA couldn't show it all xD)
I've been gone for like...5 months and had to go through 1,500 deviations o.o Yikes...never...leaving...again
.............welp...................................................*throws a master ball at all who read this* YOU SHALL BELONG TO MEEEEHHHHHHH

ALSO Rangazoo, Lets have at you, and when I count to three...




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[x] - You like cheese. (well not alone...)
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[ ] - You have farted today.
[x] - You have choked on something.
[x] - You are a writer.
[ ] - You smoke
[x] - You like to swim.
[ ] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR = 6

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times. (okay, if you haven't you're lying)
[ ] - You are an only child.
[ ] - You have more than 3 pets. (Fishies )
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[x] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[x] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] - You like jewelery.
[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock.

TOTAL SO FAR = 10

[x] - You weigh more than 140 lbs. (Hey, I'm tall...>.>
[x] - You like pirates.
[x] - You like anime.
[ ] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
[x] - You take a prescription drug every day. (not EVERY day, but when I have school yea)
[ ] - You have a job.
[x] - You live with your parents.
[x] - You like to eat eggs.
[ ] - You have a religion. (Witchcraft all the way people!)
[x] - You dress stranger than other people. (well, here at least...Winter coat 24/7 :3)

TOTAL SO FAR = 17

[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks. (Why would i tell you?!)
[x] - You have eaten something odd before.
[ ] - You are bad at math.
[x] - You love electronics.
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[x] - You cuss a lot.
[x] - You believe in aliens. (if you don't you're just plain ignorant)
[x] - You play video games.
[x] - You have low self-esteem.
[ ] - You carry a purse. ()

TOTAL SO FAR = 24

[ ] - You like flowers.
[x] - You are bisexual or homosexual.
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio. (aries or taurus, i was born at midnight)
[x] - You have used tarot before. (wtf is tarot?)
[ ] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome. (Who...what?)
[ ] - You like to pluck eyebrow hairs off hobos when they're asleep. (uhhh)
[ ] - You thought your neighbors were innocent until they abused their children.
[ ] - You have collected all 565,000 pokemon in D/P.
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

TOTAL SO FAR = 27

[x] - You like fire.
[x] - You have fainted or passed out before. (when I was a kid...)
[ ] - You have a high school diploma.
[x] - You live in America.
[ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[ ] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[ ] - You sleep in the nude.

TOTAL SO FAR = 30

[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous. (who hasn't as a child?)
[x] - You own a stuffed animal.
[x] - You like watermelon.
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[ ] - You have a fetish for something.
[x] - You fidget a lot. (fuck yea XD)
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[ ] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[x] - You have a brother. (2)


TOTAL SO FAR = 36

[x] - You can cook well.
[x] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[x] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] - You have ran away from something.
[x] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3". (...uh...wtf does this have to do with anything?)

TOTAL SO FAR = 45

[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[x] - You have done an odd experiment.
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.
[ ] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[x] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[x] - Your hair is brown.
[x] - You love to eat candy.

TOTAL SO FAR = 52

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats.
[x] - You have a quirky personality.
[x] - You are a coffee addict. (COFFEEEEEEEEEE I'm not an addict it just tastes hella good...like..I don't need it....:3)
[x] - You live near a body of water.
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[x] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[ ] - You are a vegetarian/vegan.
[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail". (uber nub phail...close enough)

GRAND TOTAL = 61


0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = Sweat.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
74 = The Bubonic Plague. (get this, I envy you)
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad. (:iconhornytoadplz: ?)
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher. (as with this)
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity